Cock shrivelege
retraction or foreshortening of one’s c-ck upon entering a cold or hostile environment.
rodger experienced major c-ck shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.
maurice experienced major c-ck shrivelege upon coming in contact with femin-z-s, whereupon his c-ck attempted to retract into his body for safety.
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