cock sling
a strap that holds the c-ck and b-lls in place, perfect for the first date in case of an unwanted b-n-r making its debut. often the c-cksling is just the waistband of the pants. one must be careful with a c-cksling, if they are careless with it and end up with an erection, and inevitably they will cream themselves
person 1: “i just met annie, we’re going on our first date tomorrow!”
person 2: “don’t forget your c-cksling this time.”
person 1: “but last time i came in my boxers!! :(”
person 2: “did the date notice at all?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “exactly. bring a c-cksling.”
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to flip your errected p-n-s into your wasteband. it is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
phil: man i have a huge errection right now!
dave: don`t worry man, put it in a c-ck sling!
a splint or similar device used to suspend a damaged p-n-s.
“i was doing her in the b-tt, then she clenched and now i’m in this c-cksling, story of my life man, story of my life.
a sling for one’s broken or fractured c-ck.
d-mn! not again. where’s that c-ck sling.
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