cock suey
while having s-xual relations with a woman, you pull your p-n-s out during said relations and smack her on the nose violently with it while shouting “c-ck suey!” then reinsert and repeat if necessary.
well i’d just returned from teaching the harvard mba. my wife, scarlett johansson and i were entertaining our good friend professor stephen hawking, who had come to ask my advice on his latest theory concerning the evolution of the universe. he and i were in the library, browsing through my most recent translation of early etruscan hymns into middle flemish, when he said, and i’ll never forget this, he said “while i was having s-x the other night i gave the hooker a c-ck suey and you should try it too!”
Read Also:
- cocktogenarian
a play on the word ‘octogenarian’ meaning someone who has reached the ripe old age of 80. by that measure, a c-cktogenarian is someone who has slept with 80 men. simple as. it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 p-n-ses. my favourite p-rn star is in so many movies, […]
- colgate brownie paste
after having -n-l s-x with a girl that needs to p–p you can sqeeze the p–p out that collects out of your p-n-s hole like a tube of tooth paste, and you will have colgate brownie paste jeremy says:”hey katherine, i have some colgate brownie paste for you” katherine says: “put back in my -ss […]
- Colin Barrett
one h-ll-uv-a fly guy. he’s super cool. guy: hey, did you see colin barrett today? other guy: yeah, he’s supa fly!
- Aaqil
it can have three different meanings in poker. a)when someone calls an all-in drawing dead. b)when someone sucks out on you. c)when someone donks someone else. a) wow, i just pulled an aaqil. b) wow, i just got aaqiled. c) i can’t wait to aaqil him.
- Colombanadian
a person of both colombian and canadian descent. rico and gretchen’s son is colombanadian.