Cock Vacuum


an alternate form of a “sl-t” or “wh-r-” in social terms of females. however, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

a woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
chewbacca: i used to go out with crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

jackson: yeah, i heard she was a real deal c-ck vacuum.

chewbacca: it was like i had a hoover vacuum attached to my c-ck every minute of the day.

jackson: amen!
a) an individual who sucks c-ck, aka p-n-s.
b) insult much like c-cksucker.

variations include: d-ckvacuum
a: i like to suck teh c-ck lolz
b: you’re a c-ckvacuum.

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