cock wand
using your c-ck like a wizard and a magical appliance and dipping it into a dirty brown pot (b-m hole) to produce a magical potion
whilst andrew was playing dungeons and dragon, he slapped his ‘c-ck wand’ into zena dirty brown pot
a derogatory word used to describe someone who is behaving like an idiot tool d-ckhead etc…
gordon brown is a right c-ckwand, however i’m not so sure david cameron is much better!
ok so i know i was being a right c-ckwand trying it on with your sister yesterday, i blame her though…she shouldn’t walk around naked when i’m around.
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