Cock wipe

c-ck wipe…tool used for mopping up s-m-n, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine dungeons and dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky p-n-s goo while doing the laundry.
1)kenzie: “g-d ur such a c-ck wipe!”
tristin: “hey! did u just call me a sock?”

2)mom: “honey what is all over this sock? it is all stuck together.”
george: “nothing mom….its ummm drool?”
frank: “dude ur mom just found ur c-ck wipe.”
1. the alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your p-n-s before you give your urine sample.

2. a bad male driver.

3. a bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
1. “don’t forget to use your c-ckwipe before you pee, jimmy!”

2. “learn to drive, you c-ckwipe!”

3. “nancy, you can’t believe what our c-ckwipe congressman did with the c-ckwipe athelete.”
c-ck wipe. this is what you do if you take a nasty sh-t but then you realize that there is no toilet paper to be found anywhere in the bathroom. it should be regarded as a last resort, and unlike what is suggested in example 2, an -ssisted c-ck wipe is not okay.
1) sh-t, there isn’t any toilet paper left…i better just do a c-ck wipe.

5 minutes later…sh-t, i have a tiny d-ck.

2) guy 1: dude! do you have any toilet paper in your bathroom?
guy 2: (coming into the bathroom) nah man, i got you covered though.
guy 1: whoa?!? what are you doing? are you gay???
guy 2: no, don’t worry, it’s just an -ssisted c-ck wipe.

3) guy 1: you don’t have any toilet paper in your whole house???
guy 2: nope, that’s wasteful. i’m eco-friendly.

guy 3: huh?
guy 2: c-ck wipes.
the action carried out by it professionals when pacing around the office, it is often followed up by a ‘finger smell’
andrew “what are you doing?”
jake “smelling my fingers after a quick c-ck wipe”
an article of clothing, usually your partners shirt, used to clean up your donger after s-x.
i used a c-ck wipe to clean myself up.