cock wizard
a person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a p-n-s.
he is a c-ck wizard.
-or-
he is a wizard of the c-ck.
someone who is a professional at sucking c-ck.
rob is a c-ckwizard.
1. a person who sucks c-ck like magic
2. a person who casts spells with their c-ck, generally in a role-playing situation.
3. a general descriptor for something sick as f-ck; wicked, radical.
1. deeaaam, girl, you a c-ckwizard. (with large emphasis on the wizard portion)
2. husband:
wife: oh honey, you’re such a c-ckwizard!
3. jimmy: did you hear that new regina spektor song?
bobby: f-ck yeah! c-ckwizard, dude!
someone who likes c-cks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories
usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing
1.me:man your such a c-ck wizard!
audience:hahahaha
andy:man whatever….-crys-
2.me: awww yes you like this dont you
girl:yeah i love c-cks
me:d-mn c-ck wizard
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