cockaide

1. a fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat.
2. that decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. what you put around your d-ck when you j-rk–ff to hard
and make your d-ck blead.
4. a large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.
a feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. the
barkeeper yells, ‘you ain’t got no c-ckaide on your hat you son of a b-tch!” the feller cries out, “i was drunk last sundown, d-mn my ways and i forgot er’ on that hooker’s leg.” the barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone’s being bye gone’s, and the feller drinks to his lost c-ckaide.

when you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. when your d-ck bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a c-ckaide.

farmer’s have the farmaide concerts, chickens have the
c-ckaide concerts.
1. a fancy looks hoop that fits snugly around a western hat.
2. a removable piece off a western hat that a young women
wears on her thigh.
3. the only piece of clothing a b-tch wears when f-cking a
cowboy.
a young feller walks into a bar and the barkeep asks, “where’s your c-ckaide on that there hat partner.”
the feller replys, “was drunk last sundown, forgot er’ on the lady’s thigh.” barkeep pours a shot to bye gone’s being bye gone’s. feller drinks to his lost c-ckaide.