Cockatooing
c-ckatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. it is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is c-ck is to simulate/emulate a c-ck. common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc…
“yo stop c-ckatooing with my lobster!”
“dude you really need to work on your c-ckatooing problem”
“dude i really wish i could c-ckatoo that ships mast!”
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