cockcillitis
when you have tonsillitis… but in your c-ck.
person 1: “dude, my throat hurts so much, i think i have tonsillitis”
person 2: “you think that’s bad?? i have tonsillitis in my c-ck, it’s called c-ckcillitis.
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