Cockmuffin

a c-ckm-ffin is made after obtaining a m-ffin and rubbing your p-n-s (and b-lls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
if one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the c-ckm-ffin.
1. creating a m-ffin when your friend’s back is turned and saying something like, “here have this perfectly normal m-ffin” and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. i accidently dropped a m-ffin on my wiener, now it’s nothing more than a c-ckm-ffin.

3. i just baked a whole batch of c-ckm-ffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
5 more definitions
a person who may seem, at first, to be soft and feminine, but after getting to know them, allows their “c-ck-like” personality to emerge from their “baked goods-like” exterior.
1) alex brueckner-irwin
2) “irwin, stop being such a c-ck m-ffin.”
3) “goodnight, c-ck m-ffin.”
4) “aww, c-ck m-ffin’s crying.”
5) “do you think we’re being too mean to c-ck m-ffin?”

the act of shoving you’re c-ck into a m-ffin.
” you’re a c-ckm-ffin, well, give me a m-ffin, joe! ”
a male who is s-xually pleased with another man’s p-n-s.
paul was being a c-ck m-ffin when he took his mom’s d-ld- to put in his r-ct-m.
1. a m-ffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. a d-ckhead
1. joe likes c-ck m-ffins with extra c-m.
2. joe is a pretty big c-ck m-ffin.
a c-ck m-ffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his d-ck clean but then grabs the base of his p-n-s, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his p-n-s out of his p-n-s, creating what is reffered to as a “c-ckm-ffin”.
“hey check this out i made a c-ckm-ffin”