cockporn chicken
kentucky fried chickens pop corn chiken mispr-nounced in order to get a good joke and a laugh…
kfc: can i have your order?
you: yes one c-ckp-rn chicken please?
kfc: the treo or just the chicken sir?
you: roflcopter.
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