Cockroach-Killers
the extremely pointy shoes worn by puerto ricans and russians that are used to crush c-ckroaches when then run into a corner; a round toe wont reach far enough into the corners apex to cause a lethal blow to the aforementioned roach.
oscar had a roach in a mexican standoff in the corner of his room, his air force one was too round to crush him, out of nowhere his cousin juanjulio, who was dressed up to go to the local cantina came running in with his c-ckroach-killers and instanly speared the roach in the corner.
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