cockslammer


a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.
ross is such a c-ckslammer sometimes, he needs a f-cking job.
n. a c-ck-slammer is something that slams the living sh-t out of c-cks.
my c-ck-slammer just f-cking rocked that dude’s c-ck!
mike, that c-ck-slammer is huge! don’t let that thing near me.
a really big f-ggot or someone who likes to slam c-cks down their throat at high speeds
you want to f-ck my 14 year old sister? f-ck you u f-cking c-ckslammer
one who forcefully slams c-cks and large objects inside and around their r-ct-m/-n-s region
ty corcoran, jordan smith, kevin ferrand, and mark dawes are c-ck slammers, they engage in slamming c-cks up eachothers -ss while giving eachother rim jobs and fisting through and around their urethra and at the same time wacthing the b.m.e. pain olympics final round.
literal tense: a person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. refers to the act of male-male -n-l intercourse (c-ckslamming)

insulting tense: c-ckslammer, as common with many other terms such as “f-ggot” and “queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. it is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
literal tense:

mobius: dudes, did you hear? stealth is actually gay!

shaft: that doesn’t come as a surprise.

glenn: really? hah, i always knew that pr-ck was a c-ckslammer.

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insulting tense:

glenn: that guy bill got his -ss kicked at school yesterday.

mobius: really? it’s about f-cking time.

glenn: yeah, i’ve always hated that c-ckslammer.

or:

mobius: let me have some of your cheetos, soup.

soup: f-ck you; get your own.

mobius: why do you have to be such a c-ckslammer, soup?
one who slams people or objects with c-cks. may also slam other c-cks with or without his own. the mark of being amazing. powerful.
sean: man, you are such a c-ckslammer?
kris: i don’t know bro, i am just that awesome.

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