Cocktales
a tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it.
ron: hey did i tell you about how i got jessica?
tim: dude i already heard this c-ck tale a million times!
a song by too $hort about all the girls, b-tches, girlfriends, hos, wh-r-s, groupies, etc he has
c-cktales the song rules.
it’s on short dogg’s “c-cktails” cd
sharing tales of getting tail: a recount of promiscuous encounter with the opposite s-x. the stories may be funny, but they also tend to be quite embarr-ssing.
friend: dude, tell me about your c-cktale last night!
c-cktale sharer: bro, it was awful. first, i couldn’t figure out how to un-do her bra. then, we were walked in on twice! worst night ever!
a sot’s wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged s-xual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of s-x-deprived losers.
uh-oh, frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. looks like he’s about to spill another c-cktale.
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