cocktapus
a person with eight p-n-ses
matt has eight p-n-ses. that means that he is one of the rare c-cktapus
a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long c-cks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of s-xual situations.
this creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it’s natural habitat. google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
the c-cktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.
i brought my pet c-cktapus into my urologist’s office the other day and he p-ssed out when he saw it.
what the h-ll?? seriously what the h-ll is this???
a c-cktobulon with eight t-st-cl-s
“ohhhhh my c-cktapus hurts”
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