cockubus
a demon that, according to legend, visits straight men at night to give them f-ll-t–. at then end of the f-ll-t–us encounter, the demon spits the victim’s s-m-n back at his face, and flies away like a fairy. the victims are usually left scarred for life, and thus become h-m-s-xuals. this is supposedly the legend of how h-m-s-xuality was started.
dude, i swear a c-ckubus visited me last night. i suddenly have the urge to watch oprah, and i’m craving emo music. i also have a jones for some c-ck. am i turning gay?
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