cococunt


noun. vulgar slang.
a cococ-nt is the descriptive term for a female’s genitalia after an act of self abuse or masturbation including a well-known brand of coconut-filled chocolate bar.
for best results, use a lightly chilled bounty bar.
wash immediately afterwards as cooled chocolate will harden and can draw hair out from your pubic hairea like a motherf-cker.
n.b. the scrumptious coconut filling hurts like b-gg-ry if you get a bit down your j-ps eye.
my girlfriend gave me my first taste of a cococ-nt after she m-st-rb-t-d through a family pack of bounty bars. i had to eat my way through half a kilo of chocolate to get to the cunnie.

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