coconut smasher


a coconut smasher is the supreme leader of b-n-rs. it is what you get when your p-n-s is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

caution: using a coconut smasher for d-ck slapping maybe harmful for your b-tches.
buster: what is that bulge on thad’s crotch?
me: looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. he always gets one while watching top chef. padma owns him.
buster: d-mn! i hope his boo is not into cl-toral slapping.

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