CoD Addict
someone who spends all their time playing one of the various versions of the video game call of duty, typically call of duty 4 or newer games.
characterized by their favor for profanity and often distinct h-m-s-xuality, they differ from their past incarnations as ‘halo gamers’ because of all of their jargon. they often use words such as ‘prestige’, ‘noobtube’, and ‘no-scope’.
they are also known to buy a new call of duty game every year and claim that it is “the best game ever” which is in effect a paradox because there can only be one “best game ever”.
guy 1: -sigh- i’m really bored…
guy 2’s mom: what’s wrong? didn’t you come over to hang out with junior?
guy 1: yeah but he’s upstairs being a cod addict…
guy 2: yeah!!! headshot, eat that!!!
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