CoD bitcher


someone who complains about every little thing that happens to him/her while they are playing call of duty.
example:

cod b-tcher(sean): “dude get off my -ss you just made me get killed.”
friend(bill): i’m not even by you? you cod b-tcher”

1 minute later

cod b-tcher(sean): “stupid campers!”
friend(bill): “why are you complaining about campers. you are also camping. also there has been 3 main call of duty’s out and your stiiiilll complaining about campers, you cod b-tcher!

1 minute later

cod b-tcher(sean): “dude its this gun, it not good!”
friend:(bill) “quit making excuses, its the shooter not the gun, you cod b-tcher.”

1 minute later

cod b-tcher(sean): “i pulled the trigger first! this is f’d up.

friend(bill): ” i saw the killcam on that and you clearly shot to the left, you cod b-tcher.”

1 minute later

cod b-tcher(sean): ” im lagging now”
friend(bill): ” no your not im right next to you and you havent lagged once you cod b-tcher!”

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