Cod Cock


v.)
the act of using one hand to play call of duty and the other to please your self.
modern warfare is the common game this happens on

n.) a male organ that can be used to shoot people. ( mostly in the face)
bob: how did you die???

lonely nerd : sorry i was i had to “cod c-ck”

bob: oh…… you better not have used the controller i let you borrow.

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