code monkey
an affectionate term for a specific kind of underpaid, overworked (often by volition), increasingly underappreciated indentured servant, otherwise known as a software programmer.
derrived from the latin-greek “codex” and the obsolete-j-panese “donkey kong san”
“socrates says we’re all just expendable code monkeys, sitting here in the late tokugawa period. . .”
a programmer who isn’t actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.
nah, i’m not really a web -designer-, just a code monkey.
a show on g4tv network that follows the lives of 1980’s game programmers dave and his best friend jerry. they work for a company called gameavision, a name play on the cl-ssic game company activision, and are constantly causing problems (and in the 3rd episode leaving, only to return after their failed company, stonervision, goes baknrupt) at the company. the show is animated in an 8-bit art style, and much of the show’s humor is based off of video games.
code monkeys episode 2, e.t
dave: one more question, why is my p-n-s green?
jerry: well i can explain that too, because around 2 a.m., high out of your mind dave, you painted it so it would look like, and i quote, “a s-xual serpant capable of spitting its venom everywhere.”
dave: d-mn it, i knew i was a genius.
supreme ruler of project rockstar
creator of life, a rockstar life.
all hail the codemonkey, and everything before him
1) computer programmer. someone who is skilled in the ways of coding.
2) p-rn addict. see computer science.
1) dave: so what do you want to do in the future?
greg: i want to be a codemonkey.
2) dave: so what do you want to do in the future?
greg: i want to be a codemonkey.
an awesome tv show on g4 tv.
i’m going to watch codemonkeys.
one who copies all code from other sources and prays that their code compiles. normally used in a negative manner when used by more experienced programmers.
programmer a: bob is such a code monkey!
programmer b: oh my god did he use the same code more than 4 times in one method?
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