Code Newton


a state of alert signifying the imminent arrival of an apple product, usually a macintosh computer, iphone, or ipod. (or, if you happen to be a collector of old tech, a newton or apple ].)
he’s been squeeing like a little girl ever since the credit card was approved. full-out code newton.

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