coffee babe
the now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like dutch bros. they’re bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you’re distracted from ordering. also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.
mark: dude, i love the coffee babes at pony espresso!
tony: i know! there’s one exceptionally hot hottie at the dutch bros on w 11th who started attracting a crowd. she’ll prolly get fired, yuh.
mark (sad): yeah.
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