coffee person/addict
an individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. in some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.
yes i am this person
jack: hey kayla
kayla: well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? sh-t you just ruined my whole day!
jack: well….im sorry…see you later
kayla: dammit i need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. why tf did you just have to talk to me?…….you might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!
jack whispering: d-mn coffee person/addict
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