Coffee Slut


a professor who purposely spills coffee on her cleavage for probably attention from the cl-ss. which gives people the idea that she most likely stripped her way though college and is a sl-t .
she doesn’t buy coffee to drink it, she buys it to be a coffee sl-t .

oh my god, that coffee sl-t professor of mine spilled coffee on herself and now my mid-term paper has b–b stains on it.

stop spilling coffee on yourself you coffee sl-t
noun.
1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee

2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)
that’s your 6th shot of espresso since noon? you’re such a coffee sl-t!

i saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee sl-t!
when you are not loyal to anyone or any place that serves up coffee.
“she is such a coffee sl-t, she even gets her coffee from 7-eleven.”
a woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.
she was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee sl-t finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.

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