coffeeboy


a person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.
that coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

that coffeeboy doesn’t have a valid driver’s license.
kirk hammet’s role during the production of st anger because james wouldn’t let him play guitar.
kirk – “check out this solo”. james -” quit yo jibba jabba and give me your guitar! commercially selling out is the way forward! make yourself usefull and go make me a coffee scr-t-m boy!”

Read Also:

  • Coire

    pr-nounced (core-ee) he is a tall awkward male in touch with his feminine side. he enjoys sports and kissing on pool tables in the dark. he is easily turned on, especially if you grab his b-tt. he is seemingly shy and innocent until you get to know him, then he’s a real tiger. -rawr- he […]

  • Colbacracy

    a form of government in which the supreme power is stephen colbert; a charcteristic of a nation, specifically america, that respects the word of every individual, as long as it reflects the ideas of stephen; a government that exemplifies everything that is american: apple pie, freem, -ss-kicking & wikiality. when it comes to birthday presents, […]

  • Mladen

    (the current definition is some made up junk, so i’d like to change that by giving a real definition of the name mladen) syll. mla-den, ml-ad-en the boy name mladen is pr-nounced as mlaadahn mladen is a common name amongst balkan countries. the names stems from the slavic root mlad, meaning “young”. approx english pr-nunciation […]

  • Mo Allowance

    1) what the beets need (badly). 2) hypothetical nickname for someone named maurice allowance. 1) i need mo’ allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)! 2) princ-p-l dean douglas: i need mo allowance in my office, stat! mr. jonathan stat: can you please call me by my first name?

  • Moan Maker

    the male organ used for urination and s-x. the external male reproductive organ through which seminal fluid and urine can p-ss. later that night she was making out with my w-ng. when i realized that all her lipstick was rubbing off, i evacuated my moan maker from her face hole.


Disclaimer: coffeeboy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.