Coffeegrinder

a really disgusting act wherein a man takes dried-up, crumb-like feces and places them on a victim’s forehead and crushes them with his d-ck.
i honestly hope no one has ever performed the s-x act known as the coffeegrinder.
to wipe your crusty -ss, take the crumbs and put them on someone’s forehead. then grind the crumbs by smacking your p-n-s against their forehead repeatively.
she’s hott, she’s really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!
when a man sits on a woman’s face and places his -n-s on the woman’s nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the -n-s landing on the woman’s face
guy 1: dude, last night i was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my -ss while sitting on some p-ssed out chicks face!

guy 2: dude! that’s called a coffee grinder, and that’s so d-mn gross!
the act of completing a full 360, while spinning on one hand and yelling “beans and cornbread, i said beans and cornbread”
“i was practicing my coffeegrinders for jazz, and i tripped over a gl-ss of lemonade”
when a man gets down on all fours and a woman strokes his c-ck while licking his -ss at the same time.
last night i received a “coffee grinder” from this chick.
the coffee grinder is the portion of a female’s anatomy, also known as the v-g-n-, designed to accept and stimulate the husband’s erect p-n-s, so that later on a baby might come travelling down thisbirth c-n-l.
i wouldn’t use an internal pad in there my dear because plugging up the coffee grinder can result in toxic shock.