Coffey
a last name of gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being “like the drink, only spelled different.”
telemarketer: “good evening; may i speak with a mr…..um, koh-fay?”
mr. coffey: “it’s pr-nounced coffey; like the drink, only spelled different.”
aka a flid (meaning r-t-rded or spastic) talks about stuff that doesn’t make sense
coffey kicked a pigeon and said im hench ! and then after asked his friend for cookies making no sense of the situation.
sometimes mistaken for ‘coffee’ when it actually has nothing to do with the drink. in most cases using the term “coffey” refers to a one trish coffey, in which a s-xual joke will be made towards her, or already has been
“yo i asked trish coffey who the boss was and she replied “you are, you are.” i replied ” no b-tch tony danza is.” and i donkey punched her, that was the end of that
family of drunken morons. think they know everything but thats so not true…very selfish
those coffey boys are the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life.
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