Coffigens


the mental and physical stamina derived from the caffeine in hot office coffee.
dude there is no way i’m getting this presentation done tonight without coffigens.

or

man i am laggin, i need some coffigens

or

jeeze dude i just hit the 3-o’clock wall i need coffigens in a hurry…

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