coffume


overpowering perfume smelling coffee due to the transferance of cheap perfume onto your styrofoam coffee cup.
after going through drive through….
driver, “sh-t..”
p-ss, “what?”
d, “this coffee smells like coffume because that sk-nk put on too much cheap perfume this morning..”
p, “not many dudes work in these places.”
– when you have a brain fart and mix the words coffee and perfume together
– coffee odored perfume
– perfume flavored coffee
– you smell of a strong coffee today, are you wearing that coffume fragrance today? 🙂
– my coffee tastes like s-x panther!

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