keeping change and other small items inside your v*g*n* for safe keeping.
jen: do you have a quarter?
kylie: oh yes i’ve got 98 dollars in change and a small dead robin in my coin sn*tchel !
a creative insult to call your pestering younger sibling. 10/10 would recommend ugh, what a snothead!
- trump pants
snug fitting women’s apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their p*ssy all day long. ron was so focused on kelly’s trump pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga cl*ss during his downward facing dog pose.
- hippy spinach
another name for weed dude, i just smoked so much hippy spinach.
- emo quartet
check this sh*t out boi because we’re about to mix the emo trinity up a wee bit. panic! at the disco + fall out boy + my chemical romance + (get f*cking ready for this mate) twenty øne piløts pepe: hey meme lord! you like the holy emo trinity???? meme lord: mate, haven’t you f*cking […]