Coitus Conundrum


when you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.
dave: look at all these hot chicks!

steve: which one would you sleep with?

dave: all of them.

steve: yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

dave: … (coitus conundrum)

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