Coitus Mammaris
(kō’ĭ-tes – mam-uh-res) n. adj. s-xual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the p-n-s between the br–sts. usually accompanied by rhythmic movements, leading to the -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n from the p-n-s in the region between her cleavage, neck and chin. a high-brow description of a s-xual act also known as “t-tty-f-cking”.
coitus: origin, latin, from past participle of coīre, to copulate.
mammaris: origin, mammary 1682, from french mammaire; from latin mamma “breast,” probably from the child’s word for “mother.”
so biff. how did it go with m-ffy last night?
fairly well, old chap. m-ffy said she was in her “scarlet phase”. so, after the cotillion, we did a little coitus mammaris in the back of the bentley behind the clubhouse. i was a tad annoyed when she used my ascot to clean her “pearl necklace” off.
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