Colaboard


to waterboard, but with coca cola. this is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because coca cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.
“bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, b-lls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes.”
to waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.
steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.

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