cold as shit


an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog t-rd on a cold day. usually measured on the v-g-n-l:t-st-c-l ratio temperature scale.
holy f-ck, it’s cold as sh-t out there today! man, quit being a p-ssy.

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