cold minute
parody of a “hot second”, signifying any amount of time it would take to complete a task.
dan: yo dude when are you coming over?
marc: i’ll be there in a cold minute man!
-arrives at house-
marc: dude where you just beating off?!?
dan: you said i had a cold minute!!
the opposite of a hot minute. a cold minute is a very short period of time, usually just a few days.
d-mn n-gg- i just seen this movie a cold minute ago, lets go see something else
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