cold pinch
while 2 men are performing gay -n-l s-x, there is so much friction in the b-tt hole that it gets really hot inside. when the giver removes his p-n-s the cold air from the atmosphere enters the receivers -sshole causing him to get a cold sensation.
my dad gave me the greatest cold pinch i have ever received
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