Cold Pizza
sleeping with a guy’s wife, then stealing his breakfast and/or lunch for the next day.
jim and his wife had a fight, so she called up timmy and gave him some cold pizza
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1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.
2. a mediocre morning show on espn2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.
1. i had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.
2. the only reason i watch cold pizza is thea andrews, i would tap that.
purposely driving slowly which causes the tailgater behind you to be late for a delivery or a meeting.
i was driving and a pizza delivery guy started tailgating me. i slowed right down to be “safe” and the pizza he delivered was so cold. he gave that customer a “cold pizza”, no tip for the driver!
when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session
last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!
early morning s-x when he wakes up with a woody and starts knocking on her door, so she rolls over just enough to allow him “access” and it only takes about a minute
baby? yes sweet? can i have some cold pizza? ugh, i guess so!
a show only watchable for the extremely hot thea andrews.
cold pizza would be better with more thea.
when someone wakes up in the morning only to lick the cold gizz off his or her face from the previous night.
after p-ssing out in the middle of the s-x the previous night, jenny enjoyed some cold pizza upon waking up.
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