cold read


the act of fishing for information, either from a gullible paying customer or from an audience who have just been told to be “open-minded”, in which any positive feedback is followed deftly as though coming in “on the astral”.
cold reading:

h-llo, i’m getting something … there is someone who has recently died … yes, someone has, hasn’t they? … a man, no i didn’t think so, either, a woman then, an old woman … no, dreadful isn’t it? … i’m thinking cancer, no?… a car crash … yes, and it was tragic, and she was before her time too, would i be correct in saying this? …

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