cold shower


when a guy gets really h-rny, he takes a cold shower to cool down a bit…
karl: d-mn girl, u wanna take this to the bedroom?
girl: karl u need to take a cold shower!
when a guy is in the shower and m-st-rb-t-s to relieve his s-xual frustration.

(cleanest way ever…)
(over the phone)
jessica: “boy you were in there for quite some time?”

rick: “yeah well i had to take a cold shower, because you were away in new york”

jessica: “are you really that h-rny?”

rick: “yeahhh”
1.) something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) the p-n-s’s worst enemy

3.) when you start f-cking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) the showers in boyd hall are so cold. i’m paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) man, a cold shower can lower a man’s self-esteem.

3.) sh-t, the girl i f-cked has herpes. it’s like a cold shower; not what i expected.
adv. 1) completely and absolutely dreadful 2)ugly, displeasing, revolting, or otherwise…suck 3)anything that is the opposite of totally b-n-r
dude, your hairpiece is so cold shower.

jenny, let’s lose that guy who’s following us on the unicycle – he’s so cold shower.

you have to shave that mustache, jim. it’s too cold shower.
when your taking a sh-t and cold water splashes onto your -sshole.
i got a cold shower at arbys once.

Read Also:

  • reallas

    your peeps, homies, your crew ” i was chillin in the cut wit my reallas when…”

  • ballsworthy

    one who enjoys the sensation of tickling another mans b-lls while fingering his b-tthole pete and nick are the most b-llsworthy f-ggots alive

  • Baq Diq

    a d-ck that is black black d-ck streetc-ck p-n-s she left him for another guy, in a whole other state, because she likes the “blaq diq”

  • Barackulation

    a spontaneous eruption of barack obama enthusiasm and hope similar to an -j-c-l-t–n. often followed by a smile and a good night’s sleep knowing that time spent with a bush is over for a while. i experienced a barackulation on tuesday january 20th during the inauguration.

  • icardi

    a slacker who dose nothing and trys to be pimp dude that homeless guy must have icardied his way through life


Disclaimer: cold shower definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.