cold squish
noun – euphemism for necrophilia.
dungeon master: “the adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you.”
orifice the belligerent: -starts digging-
other party members: “goodness, not the cold squish again. “
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