Colel


eating beans before watching a soap opera with your grandmother so as to purposely have violent farts during the show. the objective is to give your grandmother a collapsed lung.
damon: hey grandma let me go eat some beans before we watch the young and the restless.

grandmother: you better not try to colel me, mother f-cker.

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