Colin lips
after a frivolous night on the princess juice ( red wine ) , a build up of arid grape paste will present itself apon the drinkers lips . this is akin to a mild bruising , slight inflammation or extreme chapping of the lips. the special powers unlocked by this lip ailment include : increased s-xual appet-te , essential necessity for s-xual degradation , almost complete numbing of the pain receptors and a complete loss of all social graces.
booze hound : “oi bar keep give me a red of gl-ss wine ” ?
bar keep : ” no chance sir, u have colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking “
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