Collado


the act of saying something completely irrelevant or rather, something idiotic during a serious conversation. to collado the situation, or to pull a “collado.”
george: “dude, i think i have cancer-”
steven: “that’s not what your mum said last night”
george: “don’t be a f-ckin’ collado”

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