collard green dick


the act of f-cking someone in the -ss, and upon pulling your p-n-s out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your d-ck.
i met this chick that was obsessed with -n-l. it was the only way she could get off. in fact, it went pretty well until i pulled out one time and had a collard green d-ck.

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