Collect my bag
it mans when a woman is giving you head, not literally a head or colleting bags
collecting your bag can also man when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face
person 1: “hey did he actually collect your bag?”
person 2:”yeah! of course! i told you she’d collect my bag!”
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