the college preparatory school is a school for rich white kids and transgenders that got bullied in middle school. the teachers there are extremely b-tchy and don’t deserve their very high paycheck. it is astonishing this school is ranked when it is one of the sh-ttiest schools on the planet. it is often shortened to cps which stands for can’t play sports or c-ck p-ssy sh-t.
nerd: i go to a very prestigious school, it’s called the college preparatory school, i got in because i have money and i met a teacher at a strip club.
- christmas sap
a guy that is overzealous about the christmas holiday season and goes over-the-top to celebrate while often annoying his masculine peers aaron wants to play douchey kids games at our work christmas party. why does he have to be such a christmas sap?
- acoustic smoking
the act of smoking normal, none electronic f-gs. girl: you told me you’d quit smoking! hipster: i have! i’m vaping now. acoustic smoking is too spendy. cigaretteacoustic smoking vaping
a succulent chicken kiev i fancy a kientre tonight
- spooky jim
spooky jim is everyone’s spirit animal, and who josh dun loves the most. (drummer to twenty one pilots) abby thinks spooky jim is daddy.
getting a full brazillian wax job on your hoochie when you weren’t expecting it. omg, she misunderstood me and by the time i noticed the wax was all over. i ended up with the full nashe.