college whore
a sweet girl who goes to college and suddenly turns into an out of control f-ck monster with complete disregard for values, morals, and being faithful to a boyfriend if she has one.
monica was innocent and sweet until she went to san diego state university…there she turned into an evil college wh-r-
a high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university
paradoxically, college wh-r-s rarely get into their desired schools.
“what the heck? i’m president of 3 clubs, i have perfect grades and sat scores, and i’ve volunteered for a thousand hours. why didn’t i get into harvard?”
“you dumb-ss. didn’t you know that college wh-r-s don’t get into college?”
“oh well, i’ll just major in poli sci somewhere else.”
a stupid high school student (usually a girl but in rare cases a h-m-s-xual guy) who will do anything imaginable to get into a college. this includes but is not limited to: peer counseling, dumb-ss clubs, boy scouts, girl scouts, community service, sports they dont like ect. if you confront them on why they are doing what they are doing they will say “its for college” at which point you should make fun of the fact they are ugly. college wh-r-
hey its friday. wanna hang out tonight?
sorry i cant, i gotta go to boyscouts.
wtf???!?! boy scouts are for 8 year old boys
its for college
dumb-ss college wh-r-
a term to describe high school students who imprudently -ssume college to be an end-all victory medal, occasionally to be shared with compensating parents. college wh-r-s tend to be: over studious, impersonal, insensitive, cutthroat, and over zealous. they may join sports, clubs, or partic-p-te in other activities not due to interest, but rather to be more “well rounded”, and may care more about grade point average than any other human being in their life.
thomas: “have you seen jeff? he joined 3 clubs on the same day. plus his grandpa died, but he didn’t want to be behind in cl-ss, so he skipped the funeral!”
lucy: “what a college wh-r-.”
an annoying high school senior who gets into a top college ea but then insists on applying to every single other school on the face of the planet for regular decision, just to see where else they can get in.
bob just got into yale early, but he’s still applying to ten other schools… what a stupid college wh-r-.
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